"The Amazing Adventures and Antics of Underwear Boy and Diaper Girl!"

By popular request via Facebook, I've decided to write a short story to celebrate the antics of my household inspired by my lovely two tots! So here's my first stab at it!

Back at the Home of Justice, Underwear Boy was congratulating Diaper Girl for her mad skills during their first super hero collaberation. The fight with the Evil Balloon String Mad Scientist was tasking, but they were succesful in foiling his plans to destroy the peaceful Roomba sweeper by tieing up her brushes.

Just then...Phffft, Phffft, Phffft(alarm sound - reminiscent of stale and a little stinky air if you know what I mean). The "dirty danger scent" alarm sounds alerting them that more danger is in the air!

Underwear Boy: PEE-YEW-EE! Diaper Girl it's the bird brutalizer, Yuki the Birdinator. This is one I should take on by myself as he's a formidable foe who uses his keen guile and intellect to target anything with wings and feathers! This one may be over your head kid and I think it may be best if you to stay SAFE here at the Home of Justice.

Diaper Girl: Are you KIDDING me? I feel very confident after our last caper that I can take this brat cat down. You don't need to worry about me Underwear Boy, I've got the perfect way to keep the birds outside on the wire and that cat in his cage!



Underwear Boy: You could get hurt Diaper Girl and Mommy won't like it if, me as your big brother, didn't keep you safe!

Diaper Girl: Don't worry about Mommy, I've got MIND CONTROL over her she'll never know I'm on the case!



Underwear Boy: You DOOO have mind control over her, all right, but we need to work together and have each other's backs so no one gets hurt.

So...Underwear Boy and Diaper girl gear up in the Supersonic Stroller fitted with lint busting lazers, dust mite mines, and a super suction spill spoiler to comb the house searching room to room for the bad birdy killing beast only to find him in his closet lair with a pent house view. Yuki the Birdinator seeing his scheme to get out the doggy door and target his next victim is in jeopardy desparately flees his lair lunging over the dymanic duo with an acrobatic twist from the closet shelf.

Yuki: HA HA HA... you'll never foil my deadly designs Underwear Boy and Diaper Girl! I've met up with my foul foes Pee Potty PoePoe and Rotten Raven to defeat you and go on to collect birdy beaks to fuel my deadly Rain Ray Machine! I'm going to fill the Arizona sky with clouds and enough rain that Senator John McCain will lobby with Congress for me to RULE over Arizona and then I'll rule the WORLD!



Just then, Pee Potty PoePoe and Rotten Raven arrive on the scene to help usher Yuki out the doggy door when....

WHOOSH... Underwear Boy flys through the air in perfect Teenage Mutant Ninja Turle form with a double karate chop diminishing boths villans to a large pile of hair. Diaper Girl grabs a diaper and flings it through the air straight at Yuki perfectly wrapping him into a tight diaper ball!



Underwear Boy: Nice work Diaper Girl! We can call this one a 'wrap'!

Diaper Girl: Let's get these villans to Mommy and make sure they stay locked up so both the birds and the people of Arizona can stay safe and remain free!



Until next time on The Amazing Adventures and Antics of Underwear Boy and Diaper Girl!

Kids say the darndest things!

I was talking to my amazing fantastic and talented niece yesterday and she suggested that I blog about the funny things Cooper came up with over the last few days.

Last Friday, I was getting ready to take Cooper to a playdate at the mall with all his friends. He was really excited to go and very motivated to get on the road. I was putting on the finishing touches of my make-up and he said, "Mudder, let's go!" ('Mudder' is his recent term for me - not sure where he got that one, though it's pretty funny when he says, "uh,OK Mudder.") I replied, "Cooper, Mommy is finishing her make-up, don't you want me to be beautiful?" His response, "Wauh Wauh Wauh, I'm leaving!" Seriously? He sounded like he was insinuating that for me to be beautiful was a joke or more or less impossible! He then proceed out the garage door and climbed into his car seat in the car and waited there until I came out! What a stinker!

Then, on Sunday we was sitting on the potty with the door open very quitely doing his business in the bathroom off the kitchen. I had forgotten he was there and Bob and I were talking about our last parent's group get together which he missed. I was relaying a story to Bob about how we found the boys in a bathroom all peeing in the toilet and the girls were watching. Bob started laughing and Cooper out of nowhere says, "that's because we are evil geniouses!" I busted out laughing and he then said, "Momma, who are you laughing at?" I said, "You!" He said, "that's because I'm an evil genious!" Really, I think he's been watching too many cartoons!

OR..... maybe they all start saying funny things at 4! It's a toss up!